verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

teppelin:

have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

kawaiilacedglitterzombie:

Reblog this if you post/reblog the following:

• Soul Eater
• Pastel Goth
• Kawaii stuff
• Hetalia
• Sugar Sugar Rune
• Emilie Autumn
• Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
• 2NE1
• Ouran High School Host Club
• Death Note
• Adventure Time
• Bravest Warriors
• Lolita clothing
• VOCALOID
• American McGee’s Alice / Alice: Madness Returns

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